We built eight original games from scratch. No downloads, no accounts, no ads, no quarters. Space shooters, bartending sims, comedy timing games, career tycoons. All inspired by the machines on our floor and the food coming out of our kitchen. Scores save locally to your device.
Best on a laptop or desktop. Most of these play on a phone with on-screen touch controls, but the screen is small and the action moves fast. The tycoon games really want a mouse. For the full experience, grab a bigger screen.
Classic arcade action — shoot, dodge, navigate, survive. All five have full on-screen touch controls for mobile play. Hi-scores save to your browser.
Space cowboy on a french fry vs the entire Stella's menu. Burgers, icees, beers, and sodas fly in formation. Boss Burger characters show up every third wave — Hulk, Captain, Bowser, and Wonder Boss each with a unique attack. Rescue your captured fry for dual-shot mode.
Thrust through an asteroid field, blast rocks before they split and multiply, and avoid the debris. Hyperspace warp available for emergencies. Enemies spawn on later waves. Classic physics — momentum keeps you moving after you cut thrust.
Walk across burger ingredients to build the perfect stack while enemy food chases you down the scaffolding. Pepper spray slows them temporarily. Crush enemies under falling patties for bonus points. Inspired by the actual Boss Burgers ghost kitchen inside Stella's.
Slide drinks down the bar to thirsty patrons before they walk out. Catch the empties sliding back or they fall off the end. Rush hour gets faster. Based on the classic Tapper with a Stella's twist — mirrored layout, bar-themed characters.
A faithful recreation of the 1980 Pac-Man arcade game — classic 28x31 maze, four ghost AI personalities (Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde), scatter/chase/frightened phase clock, fruit bonuses, wrap-around tunnels. Not a simplified clone. The ghosts are the real deal.
Built around Stella's weekly stand-up comedy program — timing games, career sims, and venue management. Open Mic plays great on mobile. The tycoon games are best on tablet or desktop.
You're on stage. Hit the punchline at exactly the right moment to land the joke. Dodge hecklers, manage crowd energy, survive the full set. Timing is everything — too early or too late and you bomb. Inspired by Stella's Thursday comedy nights.
Start at open mics and climb to arena-headliner status. Write new material, build audience momentum, and book bigger rooms. Upgrade your mic setup, manage your reputation, and don't bomb on the way up. A full career arc in a browser tab.
Run the room. Book comedians, set ticket prices, upgrade the stage and seating. Balance headliners vs. openers, manage weekly costs, and grow from a dive-bar side stage to a proper comedy theater. Best played on a tablet or desktop — complex layout with lots of menus.
The actual Galaga cabinet is on our floor. Donkey Kong, Ms. Pac-Man, Centipede, Mortal Kombat 4, Street Fighter II, Gauntlet Legends, Big Buck Hunter, CarnEvil — seventeen classic cabinets, token-operated. Ten pinball machines, skeeball, air hockey, and a claw machine. Boss Burgers in the kitchen. Full bar. All ages until 9pm.